laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

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malicious-melons:

“Every kiss begins with k” I whisper as I read the one letter reply from my crush

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cheeky-chelsea:

Can i skip to the part in my life where i will wake up next to you? 

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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